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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:57

Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How do I remove frizz from hair?
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is the correct way to say "my pleasure" in French in the context of having given a gift?
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Beef cattle disease found in southeast Iowa herd, first time seen in state - weareiowa.com
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Just Forget it!
What is the most inappropriate experience you have had with a friend's daughter?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
share office space ...
How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
UNC Falls to Oklahoma, Setting Up Winner-Take-All Finale in Regional - 247Sports
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
1st measles case of the year in South Dakota as CDC updates travel guidance - ABC News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Can you share summer photos? Day 8
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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First glimpse of a charred scroll after two millennia thanks to AI and X-rays - Earth.com
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.